|me:||*owns 264 unread books*|
|me:||*buys 17 new books*|
|me:||*rereads harry potter*|
|student:||can i borrow a pencil|
|teacher:||i don't know, CAN you?|
|student:||yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious|
"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”
HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.
This was the planking of its day. Albeit more creative in my opinion.